Q.1
"Intahnships"
"Uniahns"
"Car dealahships"
Q.2
Jizztol a.k.a Bristol
Spermingham a.k.a Birmingham
Sexeter a.k.a Exeter
Cocksford a.k.a Oxford
Q.3
Sombreros
Police officers
The Sun
Adopting a foreign accent for comic effect
Pole dancing
Q.4
Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"
Naughty Boy's "La La La"
Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball"
Monty Python's "I'm a lumberjack"
Q.5
Youngest ever Marks & Spencer suit model
Youngest ever General Election candidate
Youngest ever president of a students' union
Youngest ever estate agent in the city of Bath
Q.6
17
35
268
507
Q.7
Nottingham
Birmingham
Newcastle
Oxford Brookes
Q.8
Oxford
Cambridge
Edinburgh
Imperial College
The Royal Agricultural University
Q.9
George Galloway
Liam Fox
Ann Widdecombe
Lembit Öpik
Q.10
Christmas jumpers
Selfies
Bacon
Stoners
That awful top-knot hairstyle boys have started doing
Q.11
No times
Once
Twice
Four times
I don't go to lectures so I have no idea
Q.12
Clean
Shaved
Wet
Shut
Q.13
5
11
17
None, they missed them all
Q.14
Portsmouth
UWE
Hull
UCLan (where?!)
Q.15
She got stuck in a lecture theatre seat on her first day
She broke the diving board at the uni pool
She wasn't allowed on the bus as she would have taken it over the weight limit
She got a "disapproving look" from her tutor when they first met
Q.16
Plymouth
Bradford
Edinburgh
Berlin
Q.17
Oxford men's rugby
Liverpool's cheerleaders
Warwick men's rowing
UEA ultimate frisbeeists
Edinburgh's Harry Potter Soc
Q.18
Healthie
Wealthie
Grannie
Milfie
Q.19
Cambridge
Leeds
Liverpool
Kingston
Q.20
13
17
20
32
33