Q.1
What's your defining feature?
A My beard
B My hair
C My lack of hair
D My voice
E My expensive tailoring
F My beautiful looks
Q.2
Your favourite pastime?
A Falconry
B Chariot racing
C Birdwatching
D Hammer throwing
E Jousting
F Having a lie-in and waiting for DVDs to be invented
Q.3
What’s your best quality?
A My self-belief
B My fearlessness
C My forgiving heart
D My stage presence
E My passionate nature
F My educated mind
Q.4
...And your worst quality?
A Stubbornness
B I have a quick temper
C Sometimes I take things too personally
D I can be a bit rash, and then regret it afterwards
E Vindictiveness
F I’m not sure I can think of one...
Q.5
Choose your weapons...
A Claymore
B Battle axe
C Love, not war
D Light sabre
E A jewelled sword
F Do we have to fight? I’ve just had my nails done
Q.6
Choose your venue...
A The Highlands of Scotland
B East Anglia
C The Irish Sea
D Northern Europe
E The Palace of Westminster
F The rolling hills of Dorset
Q.7
You’ve captured some prisoners. How do you deal with them?
A I convert them to my side
B Heads on spikes - no messing
C I feel guilty and let them go
D Eternal damnation
E A bit of torture won’t hurt them
F I make them some tea while I think about it
Q.8
Your favourite TV programme is...
A Who Do You Think You Are?
B Game of Thrones
C I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
D Battlestar Galactica
E Downton Abbey
F The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Q.9
What do you think your friends say about you behind your back?
A Crikey, that guy never gives up
B Women drivers! - they want all the road
C Lighten up, man. Let’s go party!
D Don’t mess with him. Ever.
E He’s going to come to a bad end. Mark my words.
F He’s going to come to a bad end. Will you do it, or shall I?
Q.10
Your favourite pop singer is...
A Rod Stewart
B Beyoncé
C John Lennon
D Meatloaf
E Robbie Williams
F Lionel Richie